1.Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
2.Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
3.Marriage: It's an agreement where a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
4.Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
5.Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7.Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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